I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll legs. I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait...

new LJ

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 13:32:24 GMT

peoples i made a new LJ so add _aquafuck to you little friends list<3

WoRkInG wOmAn

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 23:32:22 GMT

haha hmmm lets see i worked last night and i just came right home i didnt feel like doing anything.. i was bored... there wasnt anything to do so i t0ok some pictures...

well i cut my hair before i went to work... i <3 it again

and i got a REAL name tag from sears haha <3 i love it and its mines!

adn well this is my "CUM ON NOW! you KNOW your my number one hoe" face<3 haha

well its my day off and i had lots of shit todo i had to run to hot topic and get my checks then run to jcpennys so my mom could get ...something for my mommom and then we ran to jcpenny in eastpoint so that i could pick up a few things i could wear to work, i was going to go over my dads but no.... he changed his mind me on me, again. and now im waiting for quinn because i gotta run to walmart to get new binders for sk0ol and tolet papper and papper towels for this HIZ-ouse but yea im hoping shell be here s0on... its getting a litttttle late

<|3

fucking A

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:09:37 GMT

_went to sk0ol

_went home

_got chris his bro was a dick

_t0ok them home

_went home

_went to quinns

_went to night sk0ol

_came home

_watching adult swim

comment beautiful friends of mine haha!

fucker nucker trucker sucker speed

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 03:28:56 GMT

well this morning like every morning i just made getting up in time to get myself together and ready for school.

ehh... i guess i had a pretty easy day. i got all my homework done and things while i was over at the elementary school.

after school i picked quinn up and t0ok her home.

then i got home and t0ok a shower got dressed and then left for work by 4.

atleast i got to take a lunch break with brandi around 6:30.
we got us some tacobell. haha

eh the guys i worked with tonight were pretty k0ol.layed back i guess.....

then the moment i was waiting for...punch out! 9:30 owow
drove my ass home kicked off my shoes and here i am...online haha

finger eater

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 00:18:03 GMT

_had a sleep over last night
_watched some movies
_went to sleep ....wasnt part of the plan
_got up this morning at like 12:15
_ate
_watched movies
_cate went home
_me and q went to her house
_we went to the librady
_went to tacobell
_t0ok q home
_sitting here....

oh and for halloween i was an angel

<|3

happy b*day mom!

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 06:30:29 GMT

well tonight i babysat but chris john and lee joined me lol.....it was pretty interesting..... my mom mommom and ralph went out for my moms bday. i wondering what im doing tomarrow...ehhh im not sure.. quinn heres now i think were getting ready to go to bed... shes slowly yet surely passing out in my bed haha...i want a boyfriend and im sick of being single<|3 im such a lame-ass

Thu, 28 Oct 2004 13:10:54 GMT

My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream.

WATCH THE FUCK OUT!

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:57:55 GMT

[quinn preparing]

[me and muffin started getting excited]

[IIIIII was the 1st one done....]

[quinn was a little freaked out about the whole thing]

[were to hardcore..]

[better run bitch!]

[THIS is thee best one <3 haha .......fuckers...]

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 04:06:32 GMT

IM FUCKING 17 OWOW!
B DAY TIME YO!

ugh

Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:17:42 GMT

WERID shitTY ass night

-got hit on by strange boy
-got $140 speeding ticket for 81 in 55
+went to dodgeball
-lost the ball to my lip ring
-left dodgeball at like 10:20
-weird boy call me
-sitting at home
+still might go camping tomarrow :-\

tell me about your 1st kiss, tell me or have you already forgotten it?

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 22:04:20 GMT

Pink Man Thongs: umm
Pink Man Thongs: it was awkward

ValoHeartless666: well.
ValoHeartless666: it was great..
ValoHeartless666: but like ... the person that it hapend with we didnt last.
ValoHeartless666: she was my first love
ValoHeartless666: and right now basically my last.
ValoHeartless666: im like afraid of relatiuonships.

Xmistaken placeX: it was fast
Xmistaken placeX: and i wasnt ready for it
Xmistaken placeX: lol

faggOTs pEE: lol mmk, i wasa riding home...with this girl i was dating in dun dun dun HIGH SCHOOL, i was 16 [loser]
faggOTs pEE: and she said well when are you goign to kiss me, and i says well why dont you kiss me right now, and she kinda got mad, so like i went to kiss her...and realized my seatbelt was stilll
faggOTs pEE: on
faggOTs pEE: and took it off and kissed her allllll sweet lik

ProperlyModifieD: hah
ProperlyModifieD: well . i though it would be special but aparently not because she broke up with me. but it was outside at night
ProperlyModifieD: and now i wish i would of had it with someone else that was more special

hmm damn new found glory started this mess! haha

comment all<3

long time bitch...........................

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:31:50 GMT

well i feel like i havent updated in forever
so here goes nothing...
im in class
but were not doing anything due to that PSATs
and well since im not taking them
i get to do this...
this thursday im going to dodgeball after night sk0ol
because we dont have sk0ol on friday...
and well on friday im going camping
prolly untill sunday... if things go well:)
my B*day is the 19th so thats kinda k0ol
turning 17... not that its abig deal
because i still cant get tatt0os or piercings
and things of the such...
but whatever its one year closer.
i got my senior pictures back..
i HATE them, well all but one
im so sleepy its crazy.
im so hungry.. its crazyness i tell you...
yea it seems when i write in here i write stupid ass shit but w/e

hmm well im bored
so heres a little something for you all...

fuck .003

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:37:58 GMT

let me tell you..
i think i have had one the shity*est weeks every...
im not going to even write about all of it...
but i will say this......
i hate docters....
i hate liking boys....
i hate white trash...
i hate when my friends feel bad....
i hate when theres nothing i can do about something that really upsets me...
i hate fighting with my rents....
i hate saying things i dont mean...
i hate sk0ol.....
i hate wasting a whole fucking day in bed...
i hate being depressed....
i hate me being depressed....
i hate not knowing if tomarrows going to be better....
and i hate not wanting to find out.

i never wanted to get away so badly....
just.. jump in the car....
and go...

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette

username

you went to bed feeling

You began to dream about

scandulous

who was

causeing you pain (the good kind)

your bed

with

a video camera

which made you

hot

but was interupted by

callmebabydoll

who began to

watch

You awoke

hoping you dont talk in your sleep

and you hope

that dreams do come true

chance of that happening:: 76%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

<3CrYwEbB! (yea, ...fuckers)

.000593

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 02:42:40 GMT

i like this one best

gangsta fuckers!

"sexy faces"

what!

interesting ah?

i hate this one
this ones k0ol thou

666.7800000000036687

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 03:38:59 GMT

mhm yea this weekend was interesting
hung out with chris and quinn and stuff...

um i love watermellon

b*days next month...ow ow

commeNt fuckers

x0320

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 04:04:14 GMT

well
i went to sk0ol
came home 12 45
ate
went to sleep around 2
got up at 6 30
went to my dads
got a new lip ring (mad hott by the way)
missing quinn
came back home
got online
went to martins
watched a walk to remember
i have to give that movie back to brandi btw
came home
now im just sitting online trying to find out if im going to the state fair tomarrow after work. i really want to but whatever.
i was going to stop by and see tim... but yea no comment.
hmmmmm. . . . .
now, i think im just going to get something to eat jump in the shower and then its prolly off to bed.. or something.. no ones talking to me and well i have work in the morning anyways.....

<3 later skater ew that was gay
comment mother fuckers! -ki§§- -ki§§-

x00238

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 03:41:43 GMT

yea it was my 3rd day of sk0ol
i so hope this year goes by fast
im already ready to leave for the year....
its crazyness
i feel kinda old but whatever
hm
i checked out a b0ok on bret hart for my project
it should be interesting
i have to make it in to a childrens b0ok or something like that
i like B days better then A already
thank gosh tomarrows a B day
im talking to joe on the phone
hes being a dick
i hung out with joe quinn john yea
we drove around and stuff it was fun.... i geuss
ummmmmmmmm yea we stoped at eastpoint i saw dan
ummmmm yea thats about it im going to sleep s0on
i think im going to sleep s0on
my eyes burn
i didnt take a nap lol
maybe thats why

alright well people im out
comment or im going to slit your mother fucking throat!
um...i lov eyou?

VMA SUCKED ASS

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 02:55:03 GMT

x00839843

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 21:45:46 GMT

well i watched a walk to remember over brandis
i just want to say that is by far one of the sadest movies ever....
my gosh i cryed my eyes out!
well its still early and i dont seem to have plans i guess im going to try and make some...
quinns over her sisters so yea im not going to be hangin out with her today... ugh i have work tomarrow lame... i dont feel like going but whatever i think i get my pay check tomarrow and i need the money forsure.
i wanna see a movie really bad but i dont kno whats out hmmmmmm........ im just kinda writing because i have nothing better to do i havent done this in a while its sad how much im on the internet lol aim, lj, myspace you name it!
lol, well if any of you kids wanna hang out just hit up the celly... im pretty sure iv got nothing else to do..

<3 leave me some loving ya mother fuckers!

003477

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 04:02:04 GMT

today in the am i hung out with brandon
came home slept a little while went shoping
came home
t0ok a nap
hung out with quinn down fells point
then came back
ran to 711 saw tim joe and mike
t0ok them to my house
we all hung out
mike .... is tims hot friend lol
um i t0ok quinn home
and now im here

leave some loving mother fuCKerz!

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 13:28:00 GMT

hmm i havent wrote in a mad long time so im going to just try and sum this shit up..... um well erika quinn and i went to DC to see taking back sunday we got to meet them and they signed my shirt it was rather exciting if i may say so myself!

john turned 18 the other day quinn and i gave him a box full of things
condom, porn, lip gloss, a watch, blink patch, tapons, a sack, a plastic heart, a teddy bear covered in tape and yea i dont member what else

i did a little sk0ol shoping but im finishing it up tomarrow .. i think yea i cant wait to wear my new stuff its really cute!

i worked this morning almost didnt get up in time i was doing my makeup and hair in the car lol after work i came home and went to sleep got up around 7:30 and now johns over and were just kinda hangin out ... yea i thought i had more to write about but hmm of course i cant think of anything now!

now ima bout to go shoping with my mama!

you peoples best be leavin me comments ;)

0003476

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 02:09:49 GMT

003476

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 02:06:37 GMT

1.78842136900780000000000000000007

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 05:15:54 GMT

LAST TIME YOU......

SMILED? - 10 minutes ago

LAUGHED? - dunn0

CRIED? - dunno

BOUGHT SOMETHING? - umm yesturday

DANCED? - b4 work

WERE SARCASTIC? -hmmmmmm prolly at work

KISSED SOMEONE? - like 2am

HUGGED SOMEONE? - 2am

TALKED TO AN EX? - hour ago

HAD A NIGHTMARE? - 2 days ago

LAST THING YOU READ -this lol

LAST MOVIE YOU SAW ON THE BIG SCREEN? - little black b0ok

LAST PHONE NUMBER YOU CALLED?- amber

LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED ON TV? - tv guide

LAST SONG YOU HEARD? - something from incubus

LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK? - r0ot beer

LAST TIME YOU ATE? - 2 hours ago

DO DRUGS? - not sure

DO U HAVE A CRUSH? - hehe maybe a little one

HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK? - no late*ly

REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE? - indeed the shity part is i cant forget him

STILL LOVE HIM/HER? - ugh a little

READ THE NEWSPAPER? - no

HAVE ANY GAY, BISEXUAL OR LESBIAN FRIENDS? -yes

BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? - ehhh

BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER? - yes

LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL? -yessssss

BELIEVE IN GOD? - no

HAVE ANY SECRETS? - little ones

HAVE ANY PETS? - a frog :( p0or sids all alone

GO TO OR PLAN TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? - no

HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? - yes like 7

HAVE ANY TATTOOS - not yet

HAVE A BEST FRIEND? - knda

HAVE ANY BAD HABITS? - o boy i smoked a cigg again today wtf

CARE ABOUT LOOKS? - to a point

TRUST OTHERS EASILY? - sometimes

amber got here today!

ummmmmmm iv been hangin out wif martin, and thats pretty k0ol!

<3 i dont work again till friday

leave me loving you mother fuckERs!

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 00:51:18 GMT

1) What time are you starting this? 6:31 pm
2) Name?: crystal
3) Date of birth?: 10-19-87
4) Sex?: ladie
5) Height?: 5'5
6) Eye color?: hazle
7) Why?: because they were my pops
8) Location?: edgemere ew
9) School?: sparrows point high
10) Do you get good grades?: eh so so
16) What are you wearing right now?: skirt and purple tank
17) Why?: i feel like it
18) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?:i dont think so
19) Why?: they are old
20) Do you smoke?: not anymore
21) Do you drink?: yessssssss
22) Are you ghetto?: sumtimes
23) Are you a player?: oh yea.... w0ot w0ot
24) What are your favorite colors?:red, blue, green, yellow, orange
25) What is your favorite animal?: pengwin
26) Do you have any birthmarks?:no
27) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no
28) Who is/are your best friend(s)?:quinn ... john... erika... amber brit
29) Have you ever beat someone up?: lol
30) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: ummMMm....i dunnl latly nobody
31) Have you ever been slapped?: no
32) Do you get online a lot?: yes
33) Are you shy or outgoing?: depends im shy at 1st
34) Do you shower?: yes
35) Do you hate school?: who doesnt?
36) Do you have a social life?: indeed
37) How easily do you trust people?: tooooo easy
38) Why?: im just to trusting
39) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yes
41) Why?: i dunno
68) Have you ever been out of state?: yes
69) Do you like to travel?: yes
70) Have you ever been suspended from school?:no
71) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: kinda
72) Are you spoiled?: no
73) Are you a brat?: no
74) Why?: i said so!
75) Have you ever gotten high?: yes
76) What's your favorite drink?: dr.pepper
77) Do you like Snapple?: never tryed it
78) Do you drink a lot of water?: yes
79) What toothpaste do you use?: whatevers in there
80) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: celly
81) Do you have a curfew?: if im driving its 12
82) Who do you look up to?: no one
83) Are you a role model?: no
82) Have you ever been to Six Flags?: yes
85) What name brand do you wear the most?: i dunno
86) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: um i dunno stuff
87) What do you have pierced?: my lip bellybutton tounge and ears
88) What do you want pierced?: my lip again
89) Do you like taking pictures?: love it
90) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sometimes
91) Do you have a tan?: nah
92) What annoys you?: mean bitchies
93) Why?: because then i gotta take time outt my day to kill dem hoes!
94) Do you have your own phone/phone line? no
95) Do you have your own pool?: no
96) Do you have any siblings?: no unless stepsisters count then i have 5
98) Why?: i wonder that myself
99) Why?: becuase i cant stand one of them
100) Do you get along with your parents?: my mom all the time my dad rarley
102) How do you vent your anger?:
103) Have you ever run away?:yes lol when i was like 6
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: not yet
105) Do you even have a job?: yes
106) Do you daydream a lot?: yes
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: so many things
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: none :(
111) What are your favorite flowers?: wild flowers always make me smile
115) When was the last time you yelled at someone?: um i dunno
116) Are you rude?: depends
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Why?: should you be asking me?
122) What is your lucky number(s)?: 32,4
123) What does your hair look like right now?: black with red chuncks its mad hottttt
124) Why?: because im mad hott lol
125) Who are the most important persons in the world to you?:my family, and quinn <3
126) Why? they*re the only ones who make me truely happy
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: blue and yellow wait im doing that tonight lol
128) Why?: becuase i fucking said so shesh i hate the why questions im done with them
129) What are you doing right now?: waiting for my mom and ralph to get infrom OC them kids said they would be home by 12!
130) When was the last time you were drunk?:3 days ago? i think
131) Why?:
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2 so i kno who it is
138) Why?:
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?:mom
141) Do you cry a lot?:no
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?:no
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?:
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: mmmmk
145) Why?:
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: hahaha in the mall
147) Why?:
148) Why?:
149) Explain:
150) When was the last time you threw up?:over quinns
151) Why?:
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: high flipflops
153) Why?:
154) What bra size do you wear?: smallllll
155) Is your best friend a virgin? yes
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: no?
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: fucked up how
158) What color are your underwear right now? white and black
159) What theme is your room?: my walla are hot pink not really a theme
164) How are you feeling right now?: pretty rad!
166) Why?:
167) What do you sleep in?:depends
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?:yes
169) What is one of your bad qualities?:im mean
170) What is one of your good qualities?: i rock
171) Would you marry for money?:no
172) What do you drive?: a can
173) Why?
174) Are you more of a mamma or daddy's child?:mamma
177) When was the last time you cried in school? dont even remember
178) Why?
179) Do you wear Chucks?: sometimes
180) Why?
181) What time are you finishing this?: 6:51pm

Your LJ friends as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
LJ Username
Leonardo	hekisses_myneck
Donatello	iwantyou_xoxo
Michaelangelo	hotshitdamn
Raphael	hekisses_myneck
Shredder	seenandnotheard
April O'Neil	chaoticcasultie

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Your LJ RPG Team
LJ Username
Sex
Favorite Color
Weapon of Choice
Your Partner	blmeitonmystyle
Your Warrior	lilsexylauren04
The Giggly, Flirtatious Magic User with Big Breasts	blmeitonmystyle
The Talking Animal	lilsexylauren04
Main Archenemy	papercut_kisses
Evil Incarnate	crazy_burgerdog

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What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:	b1temel0ser
...who is wearing:	a Tron costume
...and rolls over to you to say:	You disgusting little subby bitch...
...and then:	takes the day off work to stay in bed with you

This cool quiz by joneccleston - Taken 73261 Times. </a>

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:	b1temel0ser
...who is wearing:	a Tron costume
...and rolls over to you to say:	You disgusting little subby bitch...
...and then:	takes the day off work to stay in bed with you

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